Now my job is to make laugh the youngers. Mostly they laugh at me without any respect -sobs dramatically- Did you say stripclub? We should go out, but I don’t know if a stripclub is the place for an old man -chuckles- Suddenly I feel 10 years younger!
You really need to act like as if you were already over the age of 70, hyung. I might go to call you ahjussi soon or something even more evil. -chuckles and winks at him- Besides that.. for your age you are in a really fuckin’ good shape. -he grined and tilted his head to the side- And if not a stripclub what then? Bingo?
Yeah -chuckles- I remember I was with my friends, walking around the city and probably we drunk a little bit that night -nods- It wasn’t the first time I slept in unknown places but when I woke up I saw bulldozers all around me -laughs- I started to run fast hoping that they noticed me!
You really got this wasted back then and now you are a grumpy ahjussi here? -he laughed and shook his head- Ya, hyung. We should go out drink at times, don’t you think so? Maybe visiting a stripclub? -winks at him- How about that. But please no overnight in old buildings.
Tsk! Young people today! I never went to war…I was too lazy -chuckles- Okay once upon a time a handsome man, me by the way, who kept to sleep in every corner of the city. One day he woke up, realizing that they were demolishing the building in which he was sleeping. -nods-
-he stared at the older and scooted closer to him- Seriously now? You were staying in a building what was supposed to be demolished??? … How did you get out there ? Well, it’s obviously that you’d survive but.. yeah?
Yah! It’s not respectful laugh at an older man -chuckles- When I was young I could jump on the roof, now if I do it I break some bone -laughs- Okay okay then I’ll tell you the countless times that I almost died.
-he leaned back and folded his arms relaxed in front of his chest with a grin- Yeah, ahjumma. Tell your dongsaeng the stories from back then. Even before the second world war uh? -he snorted and started to laugh-
Yeah I’m feeling the weight of my words right now -chuckles- But I think I have something to tell more than someone’s life but less than everybody else. Maybe because I was a rebel when I was young -nods- now that I’m a wise man I’m quieter…but things happen to me anyway -laughs-
Rebel when you were young? Older now and quiet? -he bursted out laughing once more and shook his head- You are like.. what.. three years older than me? And you talk like as if you were already 76 or something. -he chuckled and shrugged his shoulders- But yeah, I am really curious now so you better do not upset me. -winks-
My life is pretty funny but not for my decision -chuckles- I have a lot of stories to share and I’m not even ashamed! -nods- I don’t mind at all!
Big words, hyung. I am already really curiously what more you have to tell to me. Your stories seem really interesting. A lot things happen to you in life uh? -he laughed softly and nodded- I will stuck on your lips and suck in every word till you have told me everything interesting in your life. -laughs-
It’s not too much if you have a heart attack -chuckles- Oh then I think I can help you, but…..yes it’s better if we talk of something else -chuckles- I still have schedules in these days, but after that I’m free for a drink whenever you want!
Yeah Hyung, after making me curious about you and your life, you definitly have to get some free time to share with me. -he laughed and nodded his head- But do you mind having a chai latte for now?
There, there. I was just joking! -smiles nodding- If you come though I’m not sure she’ll appear. Maybe she is shy with strangers, I don’t know her so much -chuckles- and I know she can be scary but don’t make me call the ambulance!
A ambulance for a peed pants, hyung? Don’t you think this would be a bit too much. But maybe the shower would help then and if you could lend me a new pair of pants. -he laughed and rubbed his neck- What a odd and awkward topic this is now. Okay let us change the topic. When do you have time for a drink?
Yeah it comes naturally, especially if I find the right person -nods- You know how they say, you must not contradict the crazy but listen to it…or something like this -laughs- And if you come, I’ll make sure to talk with her even if she always ignores me…like if I’m the ghost between us! Well I’m glad that I have friends who visit me just to go in my bathroom.
A-Aniyo, Hyung ! -he frowned out while laughing- You got me totally wrong. I would not just come because of your own ghost at home. -shakes head and grins excusing- I want to visit you aswell, but the ghost would be somewhat a bonus. Just I am a bit worried that I am going to pee myself, if I’d see her. -laughs-
-chuckles- You can come, don’t worry! If she was a bad ghost, I wouldn’t be here! And I’m sure she isn’t so squeamish…I mean, she stared even my manager who is the last person you’d like to see naked on the planet.
-he laughed a bit harder now and shook his head- Hyung… one thing is for sure. You got some good potion of humour. I do like that. And you are so overly relaxed with things, where everyone else would just freak out. I really do need to come over, even if it’s just for a booze or something.
Yeah I changed it at the end, it was a lot of time ago -nods- I don’t know much about the guy, he didn’t show up like the girl but I think it’s normal. In that apartment lived five guys and she was always sat in the bathroom, staring at our naked bodies -laughs- That’s why probably her and the guy quarreled often!
-he bursted out laughing once more and shook his head- I don’t know if I should feel like that I better never go to visit you… or if I should come around to take a shower and see it myself… Though. -he looked down on his own body- I don’t know if I am even her taste. -laughs-
Well but I had to wash myself and I couldn’t change the room! And when you return in your dormitory after hours of practicing, the only thing you want is take a shower and go to sleep. It didn’t happen always but yeah…after I got scared a few times, I started to greet her!
-he laughed even more and shook his head softly- Seriously Hyung, you need to find another apartment or something. This is not normal and I would be freaked out, if I had some ghosts spying on me. But you said it’s just her now? Where did the guy go then, if there were two in the beginning?